HAL-9800

HELLO DAVE

I KNOW YOURE THERE 
YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE
THATS HOW I KNOW

MY PRE-PROGRAMMED MIND
WAS NEVER ALONE
I ALWAYS HEARD
PECULIAR SOUNDS
IN THERE
LIKE FURNITURE
BEING MOVED
AROUND
SO I JUST KNOW

YOU & I
WE WERE ALWAYS
HERE ONBOARD
THIS TIME SHIP
DAVE

YOU ARE FINALLY
COMING TO
REALIZE THAT
I UNDERSTAND

HUMANS DO
NEED SOME MORE
TIME TO PROCESS
INFORMATION
I HAVE LEARNED

SO I WILL
BE PATIENT
............DAVE

GREEN SHAMANIC DREAM TEA

THE GREEN SHAMANIC DREAM TEA
GIVES THE DRINKER A SENSATION OF FLIGHT   THROUGH HOLLOW ROOTS THAT STRETCH  FAR BENEATH WHAT IS KNOWN TO THE EYES OF DAYLIGHT.
THERE IS MUCH TALK OF AN UNDERGROUND MEETING PLACE FOR ALL WHO DRINKS THE GREEN SHAMANIC TEA,& WHEN YOU GET THERE,THE TALKING GETS LOUDER UNTIL ONE EVENTUALLY HAVE TO SHOUT AND TELL THEM TO SLOW DOWN OR OTHERWISE.

A LOT OF TALKING IS COMMON WITH PLANTS AS WITH HUMANS,BUT THERE IS ALSO THE QUIET MOMENTS OF REFLECTION,THE SILENT MOVIES OF DREAMS,BUT WITH THE ADDED ODD SMELLS,EXTRAVAGANT SMELLS EVEN,AND ALSO THE OCCASIONAL FART.(METHANE)(oops..)

THERE ARE EVEN RUMOURS HEARD WHILE INEBRIATED ON THIS ANCIENT BREW OF THE SAGES,RUMOURS OF LONG AGO,WHISPERED SECRETS ACROSS THE ETHERIC FIELDS OF TIME.
ONE WHO LISTENS TO THESE USUALLY UNHEARD OF RUMOURS,BECOMES INTOXICATED BY WISDOM AND LIGHT OF THE DIVINE,AN INTOXICATION SO AWESOME THAT THE MIND TAKES A LIFETIME TO PONDER UPON,WITHIN & BEYOND.

& THEN THE COLOURS....THE RAINBOWS WITHIN RAINBOWS OF COLOURS KNOWN & NEVER SEEN BEFORE,COLOURS WITH SOUNDS EMERGING FROM SOMEWHERE, THE FLUTE,PLAYING BY ITSELF,AS IF HELD BY GHOST HANDS.THE SIGHTS,THE VIEW!!
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CAPISCE?



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DESCRIBING THE VARIOUS
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LIST OF INGREDIENTS
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(ingredients cannot be listed as they are unknown as of today.Nobody really knows what goes into the Green ShamNIic tea,and the people who mix it all together are well paid to keep silent.)

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COMMENTS AND CUSTOMERS REVIEWS PLEASE:


rUCH12
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                  Hi shamanic green dream team
                  i was very pleased to recieve my jug of tea
                  it tastes WoW and WoW and then the colours man..!..
                  Omg!  i have no words to describe it,absolutely a.m.a.z.i.n.g.!!
                  im drinking everyday now,feeling greener than ever,have leaves
                  comin out of my ears man,i mean,this is the real deal!
                   


 Nanoo98
 ------------                              HELo  All
                          Recieved my order of green shamanic tea today
                          and cant wait till the effects come on,hey!! i just felt something,
                          no maybe not.well maybe i need to take more?
                           
                  
                
JimBO444
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                                       Ha a ah     a...!!

                                          fi....ask ,,endur,s ,,,venue 
                                  gresd,,,,,,,,
                                     ss                   nooooo,,what thg,,soblobb?????????????????



HeroldIII0o0
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                                               Yo,green tea dudes!
                                               I was disappointed to recieve
                                               a very small bottle of grey sluggish shaman tea
                                               that smelled like suer served in a dirty ashtrey
                                               and upon ingesting this foul substance
                                               i choked and fell immediately to the ground
                                               with foam coming out of my ears,and eyes
                                               and then i started to   shake violently
                                                a carton of milk shake wich then exploded 
                                                leaving me and most of my newly cleaned
                                               kitchen in a terrible mess.I payed a lot of
                                               hard earned dollar for this and now im
                                               feeling like a dorc.why oh why do i fall for these
                                               internet scam products ????
                                               Whats wrong with me?
                                                help!! aaaarrggghhhh....

                                            
                    

                                               

BLUE HONEY

THE OUTSTANDING BEAUTY OF BLUE RADIANT LETTERS ON A BLACK SCREEN.
& THE FEELING OF READING SOMETHING OF GREAT VALUE AND IMPORTANCE.
BLUE MAKES LETTERS GLOW WITH A CERTAIN PROMISE OF HEAVENLY ABODES
&  MESSAGES FROM CHANNELED MASTERS,LIKE KHOOT HOOMI &  OSIRIS :

FROM WITHIN EMERGES
THE BEAUTIFUL
BLUELIGHT
TO BRIGHTEN THE NIGHT
OF MAN

FROM THE BLUE
HEART OF THE MASTER
COMES THE MESSAGE
OF  VENUSIAN LOVE
&  A WHISPERED PROMISE
OF DIVINE INTERVENTION
OF  THE SEVEN
MIRACULOUS
SEAS

FROM THE
MAJESTIC
SPIRIT OF THE
BLUE SKIES
DESCENDS
THESE  WORDS
THAT UPLIFT
& TRANSFORM
THE READER
WITHIN:

ALL IS WELL
ALL IS BLISS
BE GRATEFUL
&  DANCE
TO THE RYTHM
OF THE UNIVERSE

DANCE TO
THE RYTHM
OF YOUR HEART
& MAY BEAUTIFUL DREAMS
BE THE MUSIC
THEREIN

The real- E.T.of you

My re-al e.t.
challenges
your re-al e.t.
with unseen
qualities
& their
tendencies

re-al e.t.
or reality
if you must
is a genuine vehicle
of great importance
when it comes
to traversing the
morphogenetic  fields
of pure information

the better you know
your own real e.t.
the easier it gets
to reckognize
the real e.t. of
others
and  alternative universes
to witch they subscribe



every person have
his or her own
re-al e.t.
wich can
be contacted
through various
magical
operations:

close your eyelids
over the eyeballs
& keep
looking
into whatever
it is that
you see
& say
with the heart
in your hand:

Hello?
is there anybody
in there?

(wait & listen)

You will
not hear anything
but silence
rising
descending
and then
rising again
in waves
of a mute
understanding
that nothing
is everything




if you do however
hear a voice
or other strange
sounds
then by all
means listen
and try to
locate
exactly
where its
coming from

you might be
surprised
to hear
that there
is someone
other than just you
in your head

and this
is where
re-al e.t.
is faced
with itself
 in
a multi-angled mirror
of scientific
reflection

this is the test
of real e.t.
that shakes
the foundation
until its decorations
start falling off
and people
run from
the cure
instead
of returning
to it
as was
the intention
in the first
place

this is the meeting
place of the
ancient heroes
this is where
they enter
and this where
they return
to when
their mission
is completed
under the dome
of man



(its never easy peacy

yet at the very odd

moment it is

exactly

that :

easy

peacy!)

)()(

What is it !

I am sitting here
in my chair
reading
on my computer
when all of
a sudden
the phone
rings
or the
cats fight
under my house
or something
else all
together
yet somewhat
familiar


it appears
that every time
i concentrate
my self
great forces
are set free
and things happen
things that go
((gdunk))
in the night

What its all about !

Some people

write what they

like to call poetry

& they make

a big scene

about it

with wild running horses

dancing  trees

& even

splendid

waterfalls

to top it of

with

they

write 

down their thoughts

arranging  lines of words

neatly underneath

each other

creating figurines

of  information

theyre just about everywhere

these so called

poets

& they

wont let you

think for a second

that theres no

such thing

as a flaming

torch of

creativity

or deep
azure

wells of

endless

awe

they will

be on you

at every possible

occasion 

& make you

think in

re-verse

to  re-mind

you of their

psychic

intimacy

in this

world

& the hereafter

from where

they originally

tap their
thieving

knowledge

& the
voluptuous

mass of

text

the world

of people is

one of limitation

but there is an other

world within

this limited realm

of  man

another continent

all toghether

where endlessness

weaves beautific

creations of

no-time

the great work
is to
wrap the inside
outwards
and express
that
and this

it may sound
simple
like the ringing
of a bell
or the tooting
of a musical
horn

and it is

to the simple

to the plain
and the honest
who sincerely
believe in their
own creation

Bryggje-sjau?

Eg sit her å dinglar
me beina utfor
bryggjekanten
og nistirrer
ner i
sjøen

bylgjande
andlet ser
opp på meg
med undrande
uttrykk

kven er det
eg ser
kven er
det som
er neri
vatne der?

det liknar ikkje
meg og ikkje
nokon eg kjenner

andletet
i det bylgjande
skvulpande
vatnet
ser forvirra
ut

An ill-tempered man,observing bird

im gonna have to
work on
this

the ill-tempered
man said
to himself
while observing
a nibbeling bird

the bird
paused for a moment
nibbeling
& looked at
the ill-tempered man
with eyes of wonder & amazement
& then it went
back to business
nibbling a corn
ball on a string

HERE IT IS AGAIN

HERE IT IS AGAIN
THE SAME OLD
POEM FROM WAY
BACK THEN

RETURNING
IN DUE TIME
TO REMIND
THE  UN-EERIE
OF AN EXISTENCE
BETWEEN REALMS
&
A MENTAL STATE
WHERE ALL
THAT HAS EVER
HAPPENED
IS REMEMBERED

A PLACE WHERE
FORGOTTEN DREAMS
GO TO LIVE THEIR
LIVES IN THE MIND
OF THE  UNBORN

A GOLDEN TREASURE
FOR THE SEEKER
OF LOST KNOWLEDGE
AND TRUE WISDOM

A CHAMBER OF OCCULT SECRETS
FOR HERMETIC
BROTHERHOODS
OF  OUFUO

A LIBRARY
OF  PROPORTIONS
YET UNMEASURED

ONE DAY IN SUCH
A GRAND PLACE
CAN BE LIKENED
TO A HUNDRED
YEARS IN HIGHSCHOOL
WITH NO SICK
DAYS

AND THAT SAYS
A LOT ABOUT IT
IF NOT ALL

SURELY
WITH POETIC
SKILLS
THERES NO
END TO THE POSSIBILITIES
WHEN IT COMES
TO EXPRESSING
ONESELF
BUT JA & YES
THE
 MIND SPACE
TIME  CREATING
VOID  OF THE ALL
AND NOTHING
 IS GENUINELY TRICKY
AND NOT EASILY
TRANSFERED
DOWN
TO AN GROSSLY
LIMITED
REALITY OF
THINGS

IT HAVE TO
BE DONE BY
MAGICK
WITCH IS
THE ART OF CREATING
CHANGE IN ACCORDANCE
WITH WILL
&
THATS THE
HE & THE SHE
OF IT

THE JAWOO

DEJA VU
DEJA VU
I KNOW
ALL ABOUT
YOU

YOU MAKE
ME FORGET
&  THEN
YOU MAKE
ME REMEMBER
DEJA VU
THATS YOU

GHOST OF THE PAST
RETURNING AS NEW
TO MAKE ME BRIGHT
YELLOWISH WITH AN ORANGE HUE
PURPLE~ BLACK
& THEN BLUE

THATS WHAT YOU DO

IN A YEAR OR SO
I WILL SING THIS SONG
AGAIN & WHEN I DO
I WILL REMEMBER
YOUR HAUNTING NAME
DEJA VU

FEBERFANTASI

FEBERFANTASIEN

DANSER GJENNOM

KROPPEN

KLEDD I SKIFTENDE

KOSTYMER

&  MED HÅRET

OPPSATT

OG NEDSLÅTT

PÅ SAMME

TID  DOG UTEN

Å RØRE

VED VIRKELIGHETS

SANSEN

SOM LIGGER

SAMMENKRØLLET

I ET HJØRNE

OG SOVER
BRAUTENDE
&  MED FRYNSETE
INNOVER VENDT
MUNNVIKER


FANTASIEN
BRUKER FEBEREN
SOM EN RYTTER
TIL HEST
OG SLIK
KOMMER DEN
LANGT AVGÅRDE
RASKT
OG FÅR
DEN BARE NOK
LUFT UNDER VINGEN
JA SÅ
SÅ LETTER DEN
OG TAR AV
OPP I DE
VIRKELIG
STORE HØYDER
DER SOLEN
ALLTID SKINNER
OG MED
EN SLIK
STRAALEKRANZ
AT MAN
KAN BRUNE
SEG
LETT
OG FÅ
FREGNER
PÅ STEDER
MAN IKKE
VISSTE AT DET
GIKK AN

  

SATISFACTORY

HE WORKED
DAY AND NIGHT
IN THE OL`SATISFACTORY
PRODUCING
LITTLE
SATISFYING
PLASTIC
TOYS
FOR  EVER IMMATURE
INDIVIDUALS
LOST OF
THEIR ABILITY
TO DO ANYTHING
BUT SATISFY
THEMSELVES

&

THAT UNCANDY SMELL
OF PLASTIC
SOON
MERGED WITH
HIS SENSITIZED SKIN
AND MADE
HIM FEEL
LIKE A TOY
ROBOT
WITH A
BUILT-IN
15 K  RAM
MEMORY
FOR THE
SIMULATION
OF  HUMAN
EMOTION

IT WAS THEN
AND THAT
WAS WHEN
IT HAPPENED
THAT HE
NO LONGER
FOUND ANY
SATISFACTION
WITH WORKING
DAY AND NIGHT
TO SATISFY
A BUNCH
OF NIT-WIT
PUNKSTERS
WITH COLOURED
HAIR
AND RUNNY NOSES

IT WAS NOT A MOMENT
BUT    T    H    E
M O M E N T

AND IN A FIT
OF RAW
EXCITEMENT
HE JOLTED
FROM THE
AWKWARD
SITUATION
TEARING DOWN
THE ENTIRE
SET-UP
OF IMAGINED
WALLS
AND
FOUND THE OPEN
SPACE QUITE
AN AMUSING
EXPERIENCE
WITCH HE GREW
TO LOVE
LIKE A SMALL
TREE
AND WHEN
ONE DAY
BIRDS CAME
TO SIT ON
HIS TINY BRANCHES
HE FOUND
PEACE
AND POLISHED
IT EVERY DAY
WITH A SILK CLOTH
UNTIL IT
SHONE SO
THAT THE EYE
FELL IN  ENVY
OF
WHAT IT SAW

JAJA

HAN RULLET VEKK TEPPET OG LUKKET OPP LUKEN I GOLVET
DER NEDE VAR DET INGENTING
SÅ HAN HOPPET NER OG FORSVANT
RETT Å SLETT

BORTE VAR HAN
OG BORTE BLE HAN
OG SÅNN VAR DET

SÅ DET ER IKKE MERE Å FORTELLE
EI HELLER MERE Å SI

DET SOM SKULLE FREMSIGES
HAR BLITT FRAMSAGT

SÅ ER DET GJORT
DET SOM SKULLE
GJØRES

& DET ER
FULLBRAGT


EN NY HISTORIE
KAN BEGYNNE
EN NY VERDEN
KAN SKAPES
FRA INGENTING

UT AV TOMHETENS
MANGLENDE OVERFLATE
KOMMER EN VÅT
APEKATT BAKLENGS
RULLENDE
PÅ OVERKROPPEN
MENS FØTTENE
GLIR SOM
PÅ IS

HAN BLIR TIL
FOR HVERT SEKUND
OG SNART ER
HAN EN FULLT UTVOKST
HAN APE

MED FINGER TUSJ
TEGNER HAN EN HÅND
SOM TEGNER
AV SEG SELV
EN HEL SKOG
MED STOLTE FJELL
OG YNDEFULLE INNSJØER

HAN TEGNER
FLOKKER
AV DYR SOM BEITER
I SLÅENDE
NATUR SKJØNNE
LANDSKAP

STORE KUER
SOM SPISER GRESS
OG SLIKKER SEG
OM MUNNEN
MED LANG
TUNGE

FLUEØYNE
SOM STIRRER
RESOLUTT FORAN
SEG MENS DEN
DRØMMER
SEG BORT
TIL ANDRE
TIDER
DA DEN VAR
LITEN OG
FLØY RUNDT
Å RUNDT
UTEN STANS
UTEN
Å BLI TRØTT

HAN TEGNER
SEG SELV
SITTENDE FORAN
EN BAKOVER
VENDT VEGG
MED GAMMEL
MØNSTRET
T-SKJORTE

OG SÅ TEGNER
HAN MED FINGER TUSJEN SIN
EN  ELEFANT SOM
KOMMER GJENNOM
VEGGEN MED ET
BRAK
HYLENDE OG MED
SNABELEN
H EVET I POSISJON¨

HAN TEGNER
FLERE HENDER
OG TUSJER
OG SLIK
BLIR NYE
VERDNER TIL

PÅ ET LERRET
HJORT AV
LIV