GREEN SHAMANIC DREAM TEA

THE GREEN SHAMANIC DREAM TEA
GIVES THE DRINKER A SENSATION OF FLIGHT   THROUGH HOLLOW ROOTS THAT STRETCH  FAR BENEATH WHAT IS KNOWN TO THE EYES OF DAYLIGHT.
THERE IS MUCH TALK OF AN UNDERGROUND MEETING PLACE FOR ALL WHO DRINKS THE GREEN SHAMANIC TEA,& WHEN YOU GET THERE,THE TALKING GETS LOUDER UNTIL ONE EVENTUALLY HAVE TO SHOUT AND TELL THEM TO SLOW DOWN OR OTHERWISE.

A LOT OF TALKING IS COMMON WITH PLANTS AS WITH HUMANS,BUT THERE IS ALSO THE QUIET MOMENTS OF REFLECTION,THE SILENT MOVIES OF DREAMS,BUT WITH THE ADDED ODD SMELLS,EXTRAVAGANT SMELLS EVEN,AND ALSO THE OCCASIONAL FART.(METHANE)(oops..)

THERE ARE EVEN RUMOURS HEARD WHILE INEBRIATED ON THIS ANCIENT BREW OF THE SAGES,RUMOURS OF LONG AGO,WHISPERED SECRETS ACROSS THE ETHERIC FIELDS OF TIME.
ONE WHO LISTENS TO THESE USUALLY UNHEARD OF RUMOURS,BECOMES INTOXICATED BY WISDOM AND LIGHT OF THE DIVINE,AN INTOXICATION SO AWESOME THAT THE MIND TAKES A LIFETIME TO PONDER UPON,WITHIN & BEYOND.

& THEN THE COLOURS....THE RAINBOWS WITHIN RAINBOWS OF COLOURS KNOWN & NEVER SEEN BEFORE,COLOURS WITH SOUNDS EMERGING FROM SOMEWHERE, THE FLUTE,PLAYING BY ITSELF,AS IF HELD BY GHOST HANDS.THE SIGHTS,THE VIEW!!
DOESNT THIS MAKE YOU JUST WANNA DRIBBLE YER BALL AND UNWRESTLE YOUR CREDIT CARD RIGHT NOW?
WE ALREADY KNOW YOUR ANSWER TO THIS ONE! ;) 

WE ARE VERY PROUD TO PRESENT THIS EXTRAORDINARY OPPORTUNITY
TO MEET WITH GOD AND SETTLE YOUR DEAL WITH THE HEAVENLY HOSTS
WITH THIS GRAND OFFER OF GREEN SHAMANIC TEA,BREWED FROM A LONG LOST RECIEPE,NOW REDISCOVERED BY ACCIDENT,& MADE AVAILABLE TO YOU RIGHT NOW.WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED,NO HOOBALOO WHATSOEVER!!

OK ?
CAPISCE?



WITH EVERY PACKAGE OF GREEN SHAMANIC DREAM TEA,COMES A WOODEN SPOON
BEAUTIFULLY HANDCRAFTED BY SKILLED PEOPLE IN GREEN SHAMANIC DREAM TEA CREATIVITY TRANCE-MODES.
IF YOU ORDER NOW TODAY
A SMALL BOOKLET WILL
ALSO BE INCLUDED FOR FREE !!!!!!
DESCRIBING THE VARIOUS
RITUAL USES FOR
THIS AUTHENTIC  GREEN SHAMANIC
DREAM TEA

LIST OF INGREDIENTS
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(ingredients cannot be listed as they are unknown as of today.Nobody really knows what goes into the Green ShamNIic tea,and the people who mix it all together are well paid to keep silent.)

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Let this not discourage you from
purchasing our excellent and highly potent
Green shamanic dream tea!
Nay,let it inspire you further.
One cup  will turn you inside out,and make your friends think youre actually a lizard or dragon.:)
This is guaranteed to bring out the true laughter of friends
and a sure unrolling of the truly  good times!

IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY
WE HAVE THE DRINK
THAT WILL FUEL YOUR
INSPIRATION AND
BRING TRUE LOVE
TO YOUR DOORSTEP !

() -77889 3221 99
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call any day or night
were always up working
to give you the very best
that Green shamanic tea have to offer.!


DONT BE FOOLED BY COLOURFUL
LETTERS AND THE FALSE PROMISE
OF ANOTHER TOMORROW!
BUY OUR PRODUCT 
TODAY AND NEVER LOOK BACK!

OUR CUSTOMERS ARE FAMOUS ACTORS
DOCTORS,PSYCHIATRISTS,  EVEN PRESIDENTS AND HIGH CLASS LAWYERS
SO WE CAN EASILY GUARANTEE
YOU THAT THIS IS ---- I  T ------- !
ALL YOUR SEARCHING THE WORLD
FOR THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE
HAVE AT LAST LED YOU TO OUR 
GENUINE PRODUCT JUST WAITING
FOR YOU TO
<CLICK> THAT BUTTON
BELOW
& SETTLE
YOUR PAYMENT
BY CREDIT CARD
OR PAYBALL
AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT
YOULL BE CELEBRATING
WITH THE GODS !

(any order below the amount of 1000 usd will not be accepted.we only sell in large 10 ltr  bottles to serious consumers willing to pay a little extra for a quality product with guaranteed satisfaction to every sip.)

CALL US TODAY
FOR ENQUIRY ON THIS MIRACOLUOUS
GIFT OF THE HEAVEN
THIS MANNA OF THE GODS
NOW FINALLY AVAILABLE TO YOU!!!!

Do not sit back and think that this is all a hoax!!
Forward yourself immediately,and be at your guard... man,
This offer is a one time only and will disappear within
a month,so please move swiftly to the order form
right now and fill in the necessary information.


COMMENTS AND CUSTOMERS REVIEWS PLEASE:


rUCH12
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                  Hi shamanic green dream team
                  i was very pleased to recieve my jug of tea
                  it tastes WoW and WoW and then the colours man..!..
                  Omg!  i have no words to describe it,absolutely a.m.a.z.i.n.g.!!
                  im drinking everyday now,feeling greener than ever,have leaves
                  comin out of my ears man,i mean,this is the real deal!
                   


 Nanoo98
 ------------                              HELo  All
                          Recieved my order of green shamanic tea today
                          and cant wait till the effects come on,hey!! i just felt something,
                          no maybe not.well maybe i need to take more?
                           
                  
                
JimBO444
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                                       Ha a ah     a...!!

                                          fi....ask ,,endur,s ,,,venue 
                                  gresd,,,,,,,,
                                     ss                   nooooo,,what thg,,soblobb?????????????????



HeroldIII0o0
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                                               Yo,green tea dudes!
                                               I was disappointed to recieve
                                               a very small bottle of grey sluggish shaman tea
                                               that smelled like suer served in a dirty ashtrey
                                               and upon ingesting this foul substance
                                               i choked and fell immediately to the ground
                                               with foam coming out of my ears,and eyes
                                               and then i started to   shake violently
                                                a carton of milk shake wich then exploded 
                                                leaving me and most of my newly cleaned
                                               kitchen in a terrible mess.I payed a lot of
                                               hard earned dollar for this and now im
                                               feeling like a dorc.why oh why do i fall for these
                                               internet scam products ????
                                               Whats wrong with me?
                                                help!! aaaarrggghhhh....