GREEN SHAMANIC DREAM TEA

THE GREEN SHAMANIC DREAM TEA
GIVES THE DRINKER A SENSATION OF FLIGHT   THROUGH HOLLOW ROOTS THAT STRETCH  FAR BENEATH WHAT IS KNOWN TO THE EYES OF DAYLIGHT.
THERE IS MUCH TALK OF AN UNDERGROUND MEETING PLACE FOR ALL WHO DRINKS THE GREEN SHAMANIC TEA,& WHEN YOU GET THERE,THE TALKING GETS LOUDER UNTIL ONE EVENTUALLY HAVE TO SHOUT AND TELL THEM TO SLOW DOWN OR OTHERWISE.

A LOT OF TALKING IS COMMON WITH PLANTS AS WITH HUMANS,BUT THERE IS ALSO THE QUIET MOMENTS OF REFLECTION,THE SILENT MOVIES OF DREAMS,BUT WITH THE ADDED ODD SMELLS,EXTRAVAGANT SMELLS EVEN,AND ALSO THE OCCASIONAL FART.(METHANE)(oops..)

THERE ARE EVEN RUMOURS HEARD WHILE INEBRIATED ON THIS ANCIENT BREW OF THE SAGES,RUMOURS OF LONG AGO,WHISPERED SECRETS ACROSS THE ETHERIC FIELDS OF TIME.
ONE WHO LISTENS TO THESE USUALLY UNHEARD OF RUMOURS,BECOMES INTOXICATED BY WISDOM AND LIGHT OF THE DIVINE,AN INTOXICATION SO AWESOME THAT THE MIND TAKES A LIFETIME TO PONDER UPON,WITHIN & BEYOND.

& THEN THE COLOURS....THE RAINBOWS WITHIN RAINBOWS OF COLOURS KNOWN & NEVER SEEN BEFORE,COLOURS WITH SOUNDS EMERGING FROM SOMEWHERE, THE FLUTE,PLAYING BY ITSELF,AS IF HELD BY GHOST HANDS.THE SIGHTS,THE VIEW!!
DOESNT THIS MAKE YOU JUST WANNA DRIBBLE YER BALL AND UNWRESTLE YOUR CREDIT CARD RIGHT NOW?
WE ALREADY KNOW YOUR ANSWER TO THIS ONE! ;) 

WE ARE VERY PROUD TO PRESENT THIS EXTRAORDINARY OPPORTUNITY
TO MEET WITH GOD AND SETTLE YOUR DEAL WITH THE HEAVENLY HOSTS
WITH THIS GRAND OFFER OF GREEN SHAMANIC TEA,BREWED FROM A LONG LOST RECIEPE,NOW REDISCOVERED BY ACCIDENT,& MADE AVAILABLE TO YOU RIGHT NOW.WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED,NO HOOBALOO WHATSOEVER!!

OK ?
CAPISCE?



WITH EVERY PACKAGE OF GREEN SHAMANIC DREAM TEA,COMES A WOODEN SPOON
BEAUTIFULLY HANDCRAFTED BY SKILLED PEOPLE IN GREEN SHAMANIC DREAM TEA CREATIVITY TRANCE-MODES.
IF YOU ORDER NOW TODAY
A SMALL BOOKLET WILL
ALSO BE INCLUDED FOR FREE !!!!!!
DESCRIBING THE VARIOUS
RITUAL USES FOR
THIS AUTHENTIC  GREEN SHAMANIC
DREAM TEA

LIST OF INGREDIENTS
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(ingredients cannot be listed as they are unknown as of today.Nobody really knows what goes into the Green ShamNIic tea,and the people who mix it all together are well paid to keep silent.)

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Let this not discourage you from
purchasing our excellent and highly potent
Green shamanic dream tea!
Nay,let it inspire you further.
One cup  will turn you inside out,and make your friends think youre actually a lizard or dragon.:)
This is guaranteed to bring out the true laughter of friends
and a sure unrolling of the truly  good times!

IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY
WE HAVE THE DRINK
THAT WILL FUEL YOUR
INSPIRATION AND
BRING TRUE LOVE
TO YOUR DOORSTEP !

() -77889 3221 99
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call any day or night
were always up working
to give you the very best
that Green shamanic tea have to offer.!


DONT BE FOOLED BY COLOURFUL
LETTERS AND THE FALSE PROMISE
OF ANOTHER TOMORROW!
BUY OUR PRODUCT 
TODAY AND NEVER LOOK BACK!

OUR CUSTOMERS ARE FAMOUS ACTORS
DOCTORS,PSYCHIATRISTS,  EVEN PRESIDENTS AND HIGH CLASS LAWYERS
SO WE CAN EASILY GUARANTEE
YOU THAT THIS IS ---- I  T ------- !
ALL YOUR SEARCHING THE WORLD
FOR THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE
HAVE AT LAST LED YOU TO OUR 
GENUINE PRODUCT JUST WAITING
FOR YOU TO
<CLICK> THAT BUTTON
BELOW
& SETTLE
YOUR PAYMENT
BY CREDIT CARD
OR PAYBALL
AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT
YOULL BE CELEBRATING
WITH THE GODS !

(any order below the amount of 1000 usd will not be accepted.we only sell in large 10 ltr  bottles to serious consumers willing to pay a little extra for a quality product with guaranteed satisfaction to every sip.)

CALL US TODAY
FOR ENQUIRY ON THIS MIRACOLUOUS
GIFT OF THE HEAVEN
THIS MANNA OF THE GODS
NOW FINALLY AVAILABLE TO YOU!!!!

Do not sit back and think that this is all a hoax!!
Forward yourself immediately,and be at your guard... man,
This offer is a one time only and will disappear within
a month,so please move swiftly to the order form
right now and fill in the necessary information.


COMMENTS AND CUSTOMERS REVIEWS PLEASE:


rUCH12
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                  Hi shamanic green dream team
                  i was very pleased to recieve my jug of tea
                  it tastes WoW and WoW and then the colours man..!..
                  Omg!  i have no words to describe it,absolutely a.m.a.z.i.n.g.!!
                  im drinking everyday now,feeling greener than ever,have leaves
                  comin out of my ears man,i mean,this is the real deal!
                   


 Nanoo98
 ------------                              HELo  All
                          Recieved my order of green shamanic tea today
                          and cant wait till the effects come on,hey!! i just felt something,
                          no maybe not.well maybe i need to take more?
                           
                  
                
JimBO444
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                                       Ha a ah     a...!!

                                          fi....ask ,,endur,s ,,,venue 
                                  gresd,,,,,,,,
                                     ss                   nooooo,,what thg,,soblobb?????????????????



HeroldIII0o0
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                                               Yo,green tea dudes!
                                               I was disappointed to recieve
                                               a very small bottle of grey sluggish shaman tea
                                               that smelled like suer served in a dirty ashtrey
                                               and upon ingesting this foul substance
                                               i choked and fell immediately to the ground
                                               with foam coming out of my ears,and eyes
                                               and then i started to   shake violently
                                                a carton of milk shake wich then exploded 
                                                leaving me and most of my newly cleaned
                                               kitchen in a terrible mess.I payed a lot of
                                               hard earned dollar for this and now im
                                               feeling like a dorc.why oh why do i fall for these
                                               internet scam products ????
                                               Whats wrong with me?
                                                help!! aaaarrggghhhh....

                                            
                    

                                               

BLUE HONEY

THE OUTSTANDING BEAUTY OF BLUE RADIANT LETTERS ON A BLACK SCREEN.
& THE FEELING OF READING SOMETHING OF GREAT VALUE AND IMPORTANCE.
BLUE MAKES LETTERS GLOW WITH A CERTAIN PROMISE OF HEAVENLY ABODES
&  MESSAGES FROM CHANNELED MASTERS,LIKE KHOOT HOOMI &  OSIRIS :

FROM WITHIN EMERGES
THE BEAUTIFUL
BLUELIGHT
TO BRIGHTEN THE NIGHT
OF MAN

FROM THE BLUE
HEART OF THE MASTER
COMES THE MESSAGE
OF  VENUSIAN LOVE
&  A WHISPERED PROMISE
OF DIVINE INTERVENTION
OF  THE SEVEN
MIRACULOUS
SEAS

FROM THE
MAJESTIC
SPIRIT OF THE
BLUE SKIES
DESCENDS
THESE  WORDS
THAT UPLIFT
& TRANSFORM
THE READER
WITHIN:

ALL IS WELL
ALL IS BLISS
BE GRATEFUL
&  DANCE
TO THE RYTHM
OF THE UNIVERSE

DANCE TO
THE RYTHM
OF YOUR HEART
& MAY BEAUTIFUL DREAMS
BE THE MUSIC
THEREIN

The real- E.T.of you

My re-al e.t.
challenges
your re-al e.t.
with unseen
qualities
& their
tendencies

re-al e.t.
or reality
if you must
is a genuine vehicle
of great importance
when it comes
to traversing the
morphogenetic  fields
of pure information

the better you know
your own real e.t.
the easier it gets
to reckognize
the real e.t. of
others
and  alternative universes
to witch they subscribe



every person have
his or her own
re-al e.t.
wich can
be contacted
through various
magical
operations:

close your eyelids
over the eyeballs
& keep
looking
into whatever
it is that
you see
& say
with the heart
in your hand:

Hello?
is there anybody
in there?

(wait & listen)

You will
not hear anything
but silence
rising
descending
and then
rising again
in waves
of a mute
understanding
that nothing
is everything




if you do however
hear a voice
or other strange
sounds
then by all
means listen
and try to
locate
exactly
where its
coming from

you might be
surprised
to hear
that there
is someone
other than just you
in your head

and this
is where
re-al e.t.
is faced
with itself
 in
a multi-angled mirror
of scientific
reflection

this is the test
of real e.t.
that shakes
the foundation
until its decorations
start falling off
and people
run from
the cure
instead
of returning
to it
as was
the intention
in the first
place

this is the meeting
place of the
ancient heroes
this is where
they enter
and this where
they return
to when
their mission
is completed
under the dome
of man



(its never easy peacy

yet at the very odd

moment it is

exactly

that :

easy

peacy!)

)()(

What is it !

I am sitting here
in my chair
reading
on my computer
when all of
a sudden
the phone
rings
or the
cats fight
under my house
or something
else all
together
yet somewhat
familiar


it appears
that every time
i concentrate
my self
great forces
are set free
and things happen
things that go
((gdunk))
in the night

What its all about !

Some people

write what they

like to call poetry

& they make

a big scene

about it

with wild running horses

dancing  trees

& even

splendid

waterfalls

to top it of

with

they

write 

down their thoughts

arranging  lines of words

neatly underneath

each other

creating figurines

of  information

theyre just about everywhere

these so called

poets

& they

wont let you

think for a second

that theres no

such thing

as a flaming

torch of

creativity

or deep
azure

wells of

endless

awe

they will

be on you

at every possible

occasion 

& make you

think in

re-verse

to  re-mind

you of their

psychic

intimacy

in this

world

& the hereafter

from where

they originally

tap their
thieving

knowledge

& the
voluptuous

mass of

text

the world

of people is

one of limitation

but there is an other

world within

this limited realm

of  man

another continent

all toghether

where endlessness

weaves beautific

creations of

no-time

the great work
is to
wrap the inside
outwards
and express
that
and this

it may sound
simple
like the ringing
of a bell
or the tooting
of a musical
horn

and it is

to the simple

to the plain
and the honest
who sincerely
believe in their
own creation

Bryggje-sjau?

Eg sit her å dinglar
me beina utfor
bryggjekanten
og nistirrer
ner i
sjøen

bylgjande
andlet ser
opp på meg
med undrande
uttrykk

kven er det
eg ser
kven er
det som
er neri
vatne der?

det liknar ikkje
meg og ikkje
nokon eg kjenner

andletet
i det bylgjande
skvulpande
vatnet
ser forvirra
ut

An ill-tempered man,observing bird

im gonna have to
work on
this

the ill-tempered
man said
to himself
while observing
a nibbeling bird

the bird
paused for a moment
nibbeling
& looked at
the ill-tempered man
with eyes of wonder & amazement
& then it went
back to business
nibbling a corn
ball on a string